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B A C K_ to current Daily Planet
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D A I L Y _ P L A N E T
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(observations / suggestions / suppositions
made on a not-so-daily basis and to be taken
with a grain of salt or whatever might be
worth even less)
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12.31.02
UNISEX HAIRCUTS:
1... 2... 3...
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12.26.02
The things you find
when you clean out your purse...
> How did this even get in there? < |
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12.12.02
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12.10.02
Cat poop
smells worse than
dog poop.
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12.01.02
Watch an episode of "COPS" and just try NOT to lobby for legislation that requires people to obtain a license to drink alcohol.
And a license to breed.*
(*we jest.)
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11.17.02
 NEIL HANNON! The Divine Comedy!
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11.06.02
Post-Election Day.
The State of Cigarbox Planetarium
plans to secede.
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10.22.02
The corrupted portrait at the end of the film "The Picture of Dorian Gray" must have been the inspiration for the Father Jack character from "Father Ted."
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10.15.02
hello-o, time for a constitutional amendment. Call it the "T-shirt Amendment" for the Right to Bare Arms and chalk it up to the forefathers' poor spelling. After all, their "S"s used to look like "F"s.
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10.10.02
Thank god Harry Nilsson
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10.7.02
Inaugural Please Drop Dead List:
Kay Arthur
Jerry Falwell
All $cientology Bo$$e$
That Sniper
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9.30.02
Why don't they come up with
exorcisms for useful things,
like expelling the evil
phlegm (mucus) from my lungs. |
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9.26.02
We love Canada's
HOMO MILK.
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9.21.02
Congratulations to
Leigh & Matthew!!!
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9.12.02
4th-grade girls (these days?)
talk REALLY fast.
Or maybe I was just drunk.
Happy Birthday to Jeff Nelson!
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8.28.02
  
"ALL LOOK SAME"
á la John Derek ? ? ?
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8.18.02
Offered by an astute listener: "You turn the elevator inside-out."
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8.12.02
Second entry in the "Hotties Throughout the Ages":
JESUS
 
(rather, Robert Powell as Jesus)
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8.6.02
First entry in the
"Hotties Throughout the Ages" list:
Dennis Wilson
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7.19.02
YIKES
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7.11.02
It is no secret when your muffler falls off
(at 7:47pm, 5/5/02, at
14th St & Pennsylvania Ave NW).
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7.05.02
Dear Bobby Flay:
You're an ass and a disgrace
and they only let you win over
Iron Chef Morimoto so that
you might stop your whining,
you crybaby sore loser.
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7.02.02
Brian Wilson's rapping in "Smart Girls" –
at first cringe-inducing,
but ultimately THE most
endearing celebration of
"sexy legs and high IQs."
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6.17.02
Wordplay day
Catholic Priest ---> Chocalit Sprite
Both prospects much less appetizing
than even Vanilla Coke.
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6.01.02
Show of hands:
Who else is compelled to sing
"Sweet Home Alabama" to the first track
on Jim O'Rourke's "Insignificance?"
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5.29.02
(1st draft)
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4.28.02
ooooh, an American "Iron Chef"
to be hosted by William Shatner
in the role of Chairman ! ! !
5.7.02
Andy's suggestion for Chairman:
Mike Patton
Belated mad props to challenger
Katsuyo Kobayashi
(Japanese cooking show host)
for showing up Iron Chef Chen
in "Battle Potatoes."
Home-cooking, yo.
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4.16.02
Today's Lesson:
Wishes will not come true if that e-mail
is forwarded to 10 people, and AOL is not
tracking how many people receive that photo
of the baby "From God" who needs an operation.
But you already knew that.
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4.8.02
Enhance Your Word Power!
From the "Jive Glossary" of the
"Can You Dig It? - The '70s
Soul Experience" box set:
'Frolar Eclipse
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3.20.02
Your favorite band has acquired
two ukeleles and the knowledge of one
(Peter Green era) Fleetwood Mac song.
Be afraid!
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2.22.02
On this day of the Number 2,
let it be noted that the initials of the
current-day pop/pap-"music" queen are
B.S.
For the numerology buffs:
Substitute "p" for the date above,
(2/22/2002) and
we have p'pp'poop!!
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2.14.02
Nothing gags like
the scent of perfume,
especially when you're
trying to eat.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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2.12.02
On Otis F. Odder's
"Friendly Persuasion"
internet radio show this week:
Telly Savalas' "Who Loves Ya Baby"
followed by Red Shadow's
"Understanding Marx."
Then Coyle & Sharpe.
ees goood.
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1.30.02
Psychically damaging
audio experience:
The Brady Bunch singing
"American Pie."
Thank you, Al Gore, for
"inventing" the Internet.
1.31.02
Psychically damaging, but,
like, in a good way:
William Shatner speak-singing
"Rocket Man."
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1.24.02
Today marks the founding
of the "Dinner-for-Breakfast" Club.
Special dietary requirements
(like leftover Ethiopian food,
pizza, chili-mac, etc. which must
be consumed before 10am)
may be noted here.
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1.16.02
THANKS to all who helped
make the Galaxy Hut feel
like a happy can of sardines
(minus the smell).
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1.11.02
Um, who else thought that
Esquivel was already dead?
(d. January 3, 2002) R.I.P.
zu-zu-zu-zu - zu - zu...
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1.10.02
Popular music peaked in the late 1960s and has been on the decline ever since. On an "oldies" radio station, hit song after hit song is actually GOOD. That is, once upon a time, "popular" and "good" coincided.
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