Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids won't eat broccoli. (courtesy of the anniversary issue of RVA's "Punchline") A R C H I V E
		H O M E CigPlanet@aol.com JUST KIDDING! Don't mess yourself. A R C H I V E Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? A: Homeless! (courtesy of E.G. and E.) For a slight change of pace... Q: What's the difference between a savings bond and a guitar player? A: Eventually a savings bond matures and starts to earn some money. Q: What did the drummer say when he stepped up to the microphone? A: "Would you like fries with that?" Q: How do you know when the stage is level? A: When the drool dribbles out both sides of the drummer's mouth. BACK TO TOP